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| Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name
solla mudiyuma? Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu... Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara,
6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha. kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM |
| TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM?
ORU SPOON "CEMENT" PODANUM. |
| Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu
kudupanga... Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?! |
| Thel kottina valikkum... paambu
kottina valikkum .. mudi kottina valikkuma? - Vazhukumae |
| School Testla Bit adikalam...
College Testla Bit adikalam ... Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma? |
| Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu
sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma? |
| Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam.
Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna
mudiyathu! |
| Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu
muppathukku Ungal SUN T.Vyil Hollywood Thirai padam: "CHILANTHI
ANNACHI"(SPIDER MAN) appuram Sunday Hollywood Thirai padam: Ammachi thirumba
vanthach(Mummy returns) |
Nan rojavai pola alaganavan
illai
Aanal en ‘IDAYAM’
Rojavaivida
Alaganadu
En theriuma?
Athil neeum un Natoum iruppathal |
1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY,
KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR NU solranga.
10p selavu illama OORA suthana THANDASORU nu solranga
Enna ulagamba |
Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan
samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.
Wife: !!!!!!!!!!1 |
Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi
aganumna 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanum
Sardar:Rendu 18 vayasu ponnungala katikalama
Josiar: …………….?!??????? |
One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal”
flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film |
Super Punch:
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay. |
Interviewer to a sardar: Tell me
the opposite words for
“made in India”
Sardar: Pallam in Pakistan. |