grl in a wedding ceremony want 2
go 2 da toilet. she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao. |
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a sardar bunked his office and
went home and found his wife on bed with his boss.he run back and told his
coleagues :YAAR AJ TU MIEN BASS PAKAR GIA TA. |
Sardar: Prito "Ek wari I LOVE
YOU keh day"
Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"
Sardar: "Keh Day NA"
Prito: "Nahi Na"
Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi" |
Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!He said
"JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI" |
In aptitude test
River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state. |
a sardar on an interview for the
post of detective was asked a question.
interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job i will investigate. |
| ek sradar sochta raha...sochta
raha... sochta raha... saari zindagi sochta raha aur sochtay sochtay hi mar
gaya k meri behan k 3 bhai hain tau mere 2 kyoun???? |
| ek sardar shadi se phley apni
bewi ko gana sunata hai mera mehbob mary sanam or sahdi key bad mai kery
pasey jawona mai manji kethy dawna |
| WHY WAS SARDAR JEE ARRESTED IN A
POLITICAL RALLY. BECOZ HE SAW A GIRL GOING AROUND WITH A BADGE ON HER CHEST
WHICH SAID"PRESS" AND SARDAR JEE PRESSED IT. |
| A sardar married to a short
girl.people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl. He replied
our guru gee says maseebat jitni choti ho utna he acha hota hay. |
| do sardar ja rahah hote hain,k
samne se eik pregnant auorat aa rahih hoti hai,sardar dousre sardar se khata
hain kiyaa is ko bhi laal chuti ne kaata hain |
SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj
3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere izat lut laee jay.
SARDAR SAY:- toon onhaan noo rokya naeen....?
SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokya see... per o rukay e naeen.... kehen lagay
HUN SANO JAAN DAY...ASSI THAK GAEE AAN |
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to
Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! |