Wife: Darling today is our
anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!
Submitted by Giridhar on 12th August 2007 |
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In our life time 6 things can
come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
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6.susu: isliye karke sona .good night
Submitted By vijay kulkarni on 3rd August
2007 |
(Language:
Hindi)
Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi
hai? SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!! |
(Language:
Hindi)
AASMAN ME TUM HO,ZAMIN PE TUM HO,HAWA ME TUM HO,JAHA BHI DEKHO TUM HI
TUM HO.
DOMEX WALI AUNTY SAHI KEHTI HAI
"KITAANU" HAR JAGAH HOTE HAI.....
Submitted By Narinder
Singh |
| Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi
aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya
karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!! |
Last nite i had a dream abt
U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!! |
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi. |
A Chinese man took his pregnant
wife to the hospital tp deliver...
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked
named him: SOME TIN WONG.... |
A story with moral
My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there & found her
sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexythan my GF. She
whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, make love to me once" I
turned around & walked to thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my
GF standing there & she hugged me & said, "U have won my trust."
Moral:
Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in the wallet!! |
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha
tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th
day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badalte |
A boy goes to see a cabare
dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were
not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad. |
An old to Doc: Doc, I think I'm
getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That's not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down. |
Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak
nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta
hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho |
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna. |
People who do lots of work.make
lots of mistakes,
People who do less work.make less mistakes,
People who do no work.make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes.get promoted. |
| U luv sumone... u marry sumone
else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes
the password of your emai id...! |
A little girl to her mother:
"Mom! i have come to know the boy next door have a pennes like a peanut"
Mom: " Do you mean its little"
girl: " No Mom! Its salty." |