SoMeDay.. u'll 4get abt me.. My
Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I am.. & who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens...
AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..! |
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What Dose Girlfriends Say After
Sex?
That Was Great
No!
I Love U
No!
Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka |
Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte ... |
Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani
tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat.
Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato
tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat " E tula sangitlay na
jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!" |
Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato.
Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi"
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te". |
Ekda ek International Shi
khaychi spardha aste. Saglya deshatun participants aali astat. Indiatun
Hermit Singh sardar pathavtat.
Pahilyanda Chinese manus yeto. To 18 shi chya vatya (freshly filled) khaun
takto. Talyancha gadgadaat!! Go Chinkis!!
American competitor la ata high standards break karave lagteel mhanun to jiv
khaun 35 shi chya vatya khato.
Sagle assume karun chaltat ki ata America gold medal gheunach janar tevdhyat
apley proud sardarji utartat. Ice cream aslyasarkech shi chya vata gatagata
tondat taktat. 35 vatya hotat ani ajun fakta 1 vati khalli ki world champion
honar tevdhyat sardarji ti 35 vi vati takoon detat and "ajibat khanar nahi"
ase mhanun haartat. Desi junte cha support ani cheering kitihe zaley tarti
appley sardarji ti 35 vi vaati khaat nahit ani america la gold medal milte.
4-5 divsanni india la jevva aplley patu parat-tat tevva media che loka
tyanna vichartat
"Kay ho , apun pahilya 34 vatya itkya aaramat khallya, tumhala "bhook" tar
hoti. Tar ka nahi khalli 35 vi vaati?"
Sardar vakde tond karun mhantat" Aho kase khanar, tyamadhye ek maashi marun
padli hoti" |