MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta
hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada? |
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Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains
her master . |
Pappu, while filling up a form:
Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long! |
| This message was sent
exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to
the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience |
| Last night, I wanted you, needed
u so badly it hurt. I wanted to taste you, wanted you inside me so you could
work your magic on me... but I couldn't find you...... you stupid asprin |
I have a confession to make
ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night i see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST |
| Its INTERNATIONAL GOOD LOOKING
DAY! send this to someone that you think is gorgeous, dont send it to me as
I have had 100s already |
Q: If a devil catches ur wifr,
wat wud u do?
A: U can do nothin. If devil has committed a mistake let him face the
consequences. |
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far. |
| Newtons Law of Romance LOVE CAN
NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL
FRIEND TO ANOTHER |
| Girl: when we get married, i
want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's
very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles. girl:
well that is because we aren't married yet |
| A small kid wrote to Santa
Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur mother" |
7 Angels come to me & asked for
the most
Inteligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA
Kaisa oollu banaya unko |